1. Not everyone thinks it's cute for a two year old to wave and say "hi" to each and every person in a super wal-mart.
2. Benson can swallow whole tic-tac's. Really, I mean I couldn't swallow pills until I was 17, but okay.
3. He can do it at such a rate as to finish off an entire pack in less than the time it takes to fix a mis-priced item at customer service.
4. That's approximately 120 calories of tic-tac's.
5. Going to customer service twice within 30 minutes is embarrassing.
6. It is really better to notice the total is wrong before you swipe your card. Trust me, it will be easier to fix that way.
**The title of the post is the from a shirt I got for Benson while shopping. I thought it was hilarious and it was on clearance too.
7 comments:
I'm not sure eating an entire thing of tic tacs in only the time you were in walmart customer surface line is such a feat. I'm surprised benson didn't celebrate his next three birthdays in the time you were in line that is now long it takes.
I saw the title of this post on my google reader and it made me laugh not even knowing what it was about. I think you should have gotten a shirt for yourself with that on it. Seriously.
By the way, thanks for evening out last week. You really are a huge life saver. (Not the candy kind) I'm really lucky to have such a great friend so close by. Thank you for all you do...for me and everyone around you.
Are you really surprised by the swallowing of the tic-tacs? Don't you remember that it is much easier to swallow candy, ice cubes, small trinkets, etc. than pills? I seem to remember at least 120 calories of swallowed skittles and still having to crush up a benadryl. I'm glad we've both moved on.
p.s. I'm waiting for something exciting tomorrow- so don't be boring.
You crack me up! Great post
I love walmart adventures, ok not really. I spent quite a bit of time in the customer service line the other day myself. sure fire way to foul up my mood.
Ha ha! You gotta love Wal-Mart. And, that is some crazy tic tac action Benson has going on there! Wow!
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